I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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