After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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