oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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