I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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