I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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