can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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