Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Pappa wants mamma naked
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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