can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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