dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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