can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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