Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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