what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.