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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  what's the vibe there?

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  extraordinary amounts of gine

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  ...there is blood under my fingernails.

  (515): View more from Iowa

  ...I hope my roomates are okay.

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• (516): View more from New York

  everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom

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  25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.

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