You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
