I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Randomize
