guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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