no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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