is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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