By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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