Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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