if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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