You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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