hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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