Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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