vagina is talking i cant
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
All I want is dick and wine.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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