In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My butt remains clenched, sir.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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