i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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