Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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