i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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