I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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