Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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