Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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