You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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