whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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