I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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