I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
