You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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