Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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