Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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