it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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