Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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