You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Randomize
