I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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