I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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