The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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