I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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