i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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