member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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