But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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