YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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