he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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We have started to decorate penises.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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