Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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