I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I party with great urgency now.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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